J.U.I.C.Y.

Few things on this earth annoy me more than when girls wear shorts or pants with words on the back. What is with the booty billboards? It looks flattering on absolutely no one and it seems that it is always the girls that need to be doing everything they can to minimize their caboose that choose to wear these awful shorts that call attention to their rear. It's not even like they say something cool or insightful. They are always goofy, laughable sayings like "sexy" or "cute". Pahleeeze! The last thing you are is sexy or cute when you have to spell it out for the world to read across your butt. If you really were sexy or cute, you would know what you were wearing is a HUGE fashion faux pa and wouldn't be wearing them in the first place.

The reason I bring this up is because today on my way to lunch I saw a girl on campus wearing a neon green sweat suit thing with the letters J.U.I.C.Y spelled out across her booty. Can we say tacky? First of all neon green sweat suits should never be worn... ever, the end. But to add insult to injury by having the word 'juicy' across your buttocks? That, my friends, is unforgivable.

I will give her some credit, however. She did pick an accurate adjective to describe her bounteous booty.