So I came to a fantastic realization today during lunch. It was a random realization, but one that would require some looking into. I realized that all the kids from the 'too precious for words' TV show, 7th Heaven, were named after people in the Bible. As I went through the names I could remember, my theory was verified. I remembered Matt, the fugly oldest brother (seriously, what was up with his hair?!) , Mary, the trouble making sister, Simon, the cute little blond boy who grew up to be ugly/dysfunctional, and Ruthie, the brat-attack youngest. But for the life of me I could not remember the annoying blond girl in the middle. What was her name!!?Well thanks to Google, I was able to find out with a click of a button. Her name was Lucy! I know what you are thinking, "But wait, there is no Lucy in the Bible, your theory is blown!" That's what I thought too. But in reality it just adds depth to my theory. There are three options for this anomaly:
1. The parents on the show hated her from birth
2. In a way to show how Lucy never fit in (which she never did) the producers thought they would leave her out of the Bible-name club, or
3. Lucy is a reference to 'Luci'fer (which doesn't totally make sense because Mary was the bad one)
I haven't determined which option to officially adopt into my theory, I'll have to think about it.
P.S. Want more proof? The twins that were born in the later/lamer seasons were named Sam and David... BAM!
4 comments:
HAHAHAHAHAHAH best blog by far. I used to love that show and then it just got so STUPID AND SMARMY. I love your theories though :)
Can't wait til December!
Ruthie was a brat-attack. That poor dog was always doing her bidding, too. And I would have to go with theory number 2.
haha, very good observation. What was with the boys and their hair in that show...
Lucius was a Christian teacher in Rome, so her name probably came from there! I was wondering the same thing and found your blog!
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