Crushing Dreams.

So, I didn't think anyone would take my previous post seriously. I still like to believe that the fictional character Zack Morris went on to become an American Gladiator, but I would be an irresponsible blogger if I led you to believe that the actual real life actor who played Zack Morris was in fact Titan from the awesome show that is American Gladiators. (Even though Titan totally looks like Zack all grown up in my opinion.)

The real Zack Morris, Mark-Paul Harry Gosselaar, has had some minor roles on TV shows like Law and Order and a reoccuring role on NYPD Blue from 2001-2005. To my dismay his unbelievable good looks have gone the way of Saved by the Bell and he now sports some ridiculous looking curly brown hair. I apologize for crushing anyone's dream that Zack really did go on to become a body builder. This picture will only further crush your dreams; so I apologize for that in advance.

The Real Deal

Devastating, I know.

P.S. The picture of Mr. Belding in the previous post is authentic. So you needn't worry. He really truly did pack on the pounds and does apparently hang out with Fez from "That 70's Show."